Everything is Dust in the Wind

Well well, it has been some time since my last post... Yeah.. hears Calyn, cause I don't know...

"hears?" This is gonna kill me.... What are we writing about James?
James: James is hungry. He's going to eat a slice of cheese.
Calyn: This has turned into an interview
James: Fine by me, as long as I get my cheese.
Calyn: So, James Morrow, Secretary General of the United Nations, how is the UN running right now?
James: Well, we ain't chargin' a freakin' $3.60 a gallon for gas, that's for sure.
Calyn: Did you fill up today?
James: Heck, no! I put thirty bones in, on, let's see, when was it? Uh, on Tuesday. It only put me up to 3/4 of a tank.
Calyn: Are you serious?
James: Yeah, man. It's about 44 bucks to top 'er off. And that's unleaded. She's s'posed to run on premium. Don't you ever get tired typing these things?
Calyn: Not really.
James: Cool. I couldn't do it. I'd just get sick of writing the other person's name.
Calyn: Okay, we'll shorten it.
J: Excellent. Even though, that's probably not easier for you, it makes me feel better. Bailey's getting old. (*phone ringing) You gonna answer that?
C: Hello? (phone conversation proceeds)
J: Kenley's not answering his phone. He always answers his phone, but not for me. I called him like, 3 times and he never answered.
C: Meh.
J: Meh being, in this context, a strong dislike for Kenley?
C: I'm going to choose to remain silent on that. Where should we go to eat tonight?
J: I don't know, are you asking me out on a date?
C: That depends. Kenley's going, so I don't know if it'd be the best time for our first date, James.
J: Dang it.
C: You can take Kenley on a date...
J: (laughing) Are you gonna be the chaperone?
C: I could do that for a small fee.
J: A small fee? Like what?
C: Just support for Lori for one month. But you could have Kenley pay it, it depends on who you think is the girl in the relationship.
J: I could do that [be the girl]. "For a small fee".
C: A small fee? Like what?
J: Support for me for one month.
C: So, basically, Kenley's gonna fork out somewhere along the lines of $1400.
J: Yeah, that sounds about right. You know, it doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room temperature.
C: That's right. You're very wise, James. What do you attribute your great wisdom to?
J: My mother.
C: Awww. that's sweet.

C: Okay, peoples, that's all we got for tonight. Kenley will be here soon, and we want to destroy all evidence that we were talking about him.
J: Remember, "I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down." Cash might.
C: Can I write "arrivederci"?
J: Only if you spell it my way.
C: Jenna's not gonna like this.
J: I don't care. You're the Italian lover.
C: You know, I don't even really like Italian all that much, I just love the movie "Life is Beautiful" which is why I say it.
J: 'tis a good movie.
C: It's a great movie. Todd needs to watch it. So.... arrivAderci!