I'm not, really i'm not!!!

OK, I am gonna go ahead and copy evbod else. Call me gay if you want but you know that i am not, and i can prove it because i have a gir.......hmm ok, scratch that. Ya'll just know i'm not gay. Anyways, here is my google survey...

"James is".......

"James is": a COUNTERFEIT! (well there you have it ladies, if it says on the internet, then it must be true )
"James is": not a King James Bible. (Really?)
"James is": never mentioned in the Gospel. (ohh, tuche!) (if that isn't how you spell it then.. uhhh.. I'M AWESOME!!)
"James is": a super talent. (yeah. ha ha...)
"James is": one of the best of the year. (best what? trampolene? end-table? )
"James is": buying everyone. (uhu, yeah thats a funny one.)
"James is": also a mail application platform. (I always wondered why Calyns Dad liked me so much... hmmm?)
"James is": based upon the Apache Avalon application framework. (Remember that gals. 'sophistocated')
"James is": clairvoyant or merely intent on incurring his bosses' wrath? (I love that one. I mean, what does it mean? its just so great!)
"James is": gone rest in peace. (that happened after incurring my bosses' wrath)
"James is": booked for gigs? (Yeah right. whistling gigs maybe...)
'James is": best known for his formulation of the philosophy of pragmatism. (Uh, yes well you see; this is one of my lesser works, though needless to say, quite beyond the minds of normal indaviduals..)


Well my beauties, there you have it and there you have it... Yes i ment to say it twice.

Adios!